A Video, Nay... An Experience, That Will Change Your Life

This is a video review of The Phantom Menace, a lesson in film making, and a warning of what happens if you go off your medication. It's 70 minutes long. This is part one. It's only 10 minutes long. But if you watch part one, you'll watch the other six parts. Guaranteed. George Lucas should hire this guy as a consultant on all future projects. Sure he'll try to mail you pizza rolls and has a hooker tied up in his basement, but he's right. Watch. Your life has just been changed forever.

Again With The Dracula's Lament?

Yes, motherfucker. Again. But this one kind of rocks in an 80's sort of way. And no, I have no idea what that means or what I'm talking about. Just watch the fucking video and quit screaming at me. Fuck.

Great Parenting Lessons

Hello everyone. It's been a minute since I've posted. Anyway, I came across something today I had to share. It's a scene from the upcoming movie KICK ASS and it's spectacular (you thought I was going to say it's kick ass didn't you? I know I haven't posted in a while but give me an ounce of credit. Geez.) Nicholas Cage's character is up for the Fictional Dad of the Year Award as far as I'm concerned. And remember, no wincing.

Danielle Harris Joins Hatchet 2

Hatchet 2 starts filming early 2010, and one of the newest and best reasons to be excited about that is the addition of Halloween alum Danielle Harris.

Harris will become the new Marybeth in the sequel to the popular Hatchet. The film will follow Marybeth as she escapes from Victor Crowley and learns the truth of his curse. She then returns to the haunted New Orleans swamp to avenge her family and kill Victor Crowley once and for all.

Kane Hodder will reprise his role as Crowley, however this time around the Crowley makeup is supposed to be more realistic. It's supposed to be a similar look, but less "man in a rubber suit", so that's pretty exciting.

I really enjoyed the first Hatchet and can't wait to see what the sequel holds, though I'm not gonna lie, the edition of Danielle Harris is good enough for me.

Halloween 2 DVD Info

So I know you've been staying up at night wondering when the Halloween 2 DVD will drop and what it's going to contain. Well, get ready for a good nights sleep, cause I've got the skinny.

The DVD and Blu drop on Jan. 12 and to the left you'll see the unrated edition DVD art. The Blu is similar and there's also gonna be a theatrical DVD release, but I can't find anything about a theatrical Blu. So fuck you techno-whores!

So here's the goodies that you're gonna keep putting of watching until you forget about them that are on the release;

-Commentary with Rob Zombie (Unrated)

-movieIQ and BD-Live connect you to real-time info on the cast, music, trivia stuff and more, all while watching the movie (Blu)

-Deleted and Alternate Scenes

-Blooper Reel

-Audition Footage

-Make-up Test Footage

-Uncle Seymour Coffins' Stand-Up Routines (Dear God why?!??!)

-Captain Clegg and the Night Creature Music Videos (This is what I'm most excited about. Capt. Clegg was my favorite part of Halloween 2)

So there you go. All sorts of stuff to put off watching until Bioshock 2 comes out and you forget about them. Sadly there is no mention of a digital viewing copy of Dr. Loomis' The Devil Walks Among Us. Damn...

Predator's Home Planet

Yea, I know. Growing up you watched those Predator movies and thought, man, those weird alien hunter/killers are fucked-up and bad ass. I wonder what the planet they came from looks like? I bet it's all alien and fucked-up and bad ass.

Well, here you go. From the Predator re-start or whatever they're calling it now; the Predator homeworld. Yep... Kind of looks like New Mexico.

So the Predators are from New Mexico... Guess it could be worse. Their homeworld could look like Delaware.

Iron Man 2 Poster

Man, all that technology in the Iron Man and War Machine Suits and neither seems to be aware that the other is directly behind them. It's sad really. But, you know, Tony Stark has a drinking problem.

Other than the fact that War Machine and Iron Man are unaware of each other, their confusing pose has made the teaser poster for Iron Man 2.

If you hadn't heard Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson are in the movie too. Yea, a recent Oscar nominee and one of the hottest women in Hollywood wouldn't drive movie sales, that's why they're not on the poster. Who wants to see ScarJo in some hot leather outfit anyway. Not comicbook fans, that's who.

Anyway, Iron Man 2 comes out May 7th of this coming year. Look for hope full awesomeness. If it can follow in the steps of The Dark Knight for sequel awesomeness, I can't wait. Also look for a teaser later this month.

Your New Freddy Is A Doll

So here's a pretty good look at what you can expect from the new Nightmare on Elm Street film.

This is going to be a figure of Jackie Earl Haley's Freddy Kruger.

Yea, he looks more accurately burned than Robert Englund's, and you know, he's kind of skinny looking. That's scary right?

His face kind of reminds me of Tiny from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses. I'm just saying it similar. Especially around the eyes.

Anyway. Hope the movie is good. Go see it in the theater. Freddy obviously needs the money for a sandwich.

Sly Vs Vampires

Yep. Hollywood has gone full vampire. So what do you do when that happens? You get Sly to kick some ass in an animated video.


Sookie...