WWMD?

"Haddonfield police are very disturbed by a new t-shirt that's been popping up around town. This man Chett "the bringer of death" Johns was arrested outside a Dr. Loomis book signing. Apparently Chett was caught spray painting MICHAEL LIVES across a local Starbucks."

Good work Rob. The hype for this movie is growing by the day. Hope it can live up to it.