Predators Trailer

This has been out a few days apparently. I've been off the grid...okay? But goddamn, goddamn, goddamn. This looks sweet. Yeah, they basically take the plot of Pitch Black and graft it onto the Predators franchise, but who cares? Instead of one Riddick you have like ten. And you know what trumps even that? Trejo. Enough said.

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Ghostbustin' 911

Part Cops, part Reno 911, and part Ghostbusters are the new webisodes of Ghostbustin' 911. Here's the trailer below. Can't tell if I'm gonna love this or not, but I'm super interested.

Leprechaun In Alabama

As many of you may know, my birthday is St. Patrick's Day. I'm not Irish by genes, but I've drank enough whiskey that I feel a connection with the Irish people. They are awesome. So, anyway, that brings me to this video. Evidently a Leprechaun was seen in Mobile Alabama. This news report is my favorite thing ever...

No Bad Religion Song Can Make Your Life Complete

Bad Religion is going out on tour to celebrate 30 years. I'll be there! So if you're one of the precious few who have the prosperity to go to one of the shows, I hope to see you there!

Bad Religion 30th Anniversary Celebration from Bad Religion on Vimeo.

It's Returning

Yep. We've all been waiting for it and it's finally coming. If you never watched the Episode 1 review, you couldn't be missing out more. Well, hurry up and check it out, cause Episode 2 is on the way. Check it out, and get some Pizza Rolls mailed to you...

Nick Is Moving to L.A.

That's right. Nick is moving to L.A. His going away orgy is tonight. What does that mean to The Nothing Files? Well, really not much, since we have the power of the Internets. And it's not like we post all that often anymore, anyway. But the site will evolve. Less news and reviews and more stuff we think is just cool. And we'll probably have more writers. So it will be more of a bulletin board for nerds. Of course the occasional review and newsworthy nugget will sneak in but it will be more about geeks sharing stuff with geeks. Kind of a social network of awesome. So stay tuned. And in the meantime, Nick made a going away video for you. Enjoy.

A Video, Nay... An Experience, That Will Change Your Life

This is a video review of The Phantom Menace, a lesson in film making, and a warning of what happens if you go off your medication. It's 70 minutes long. This is part one. It's only 10 minutes long. But if you watch part one, you'll watch the other six parts. Guaranteed. George Lucas should hire this guy as a consultant on all future projects. Sure he'll try to mail you pizza rolls and has a hooker tied up in his basement, but he's right. Watch. Your life has just been changed forever.

Again With The Dracula's Lament?

Yes, motherfucker. Again. But this one kind of rocks in an 80's sort of way. And no, I have no idea what that means or what I'm talking about. Just watch the fucking video and quit screaming at me. Fuck.

Great Parenting Lessons

Hello everyone. It's been a minute since I've posted. Anyway, I came across something today I had to share. It's a scene from the upcoming movie KICK ASS and it's spectacular (you thought I was going to say it's kick ass didn't you? I know I haven't posted in a while but give me an ounce of credit. Geez.) Nicholas Cage's character is up for the Fictional Dad of the Year Award as far as I'm concerned. And remember, no wincing.

Danielle Harris Joins Hatchet 2

Hatchet 2 starts filming early 2010, and one of the newest and best reasons to be excited about that is the addition of Halloween alum Danielle Harris.

Harris will become the new Marybeth in the sequel to the popular Hatchet. The film will follow Marybeth as she escapes from Victor Crowley and learns the truth of his curse. She then returns to the haunted New Orleans swamp to avenge her family and kill Victor Crowley once and for all.

Kane Hodder will reprise his role as Crowley, however this time around the Crowley makeup is supposed to be more realistic. It's supposed to be a similar look, but less "man in a rubber suit", so that's pretty exciting.

I really enjoyed the first Hatchet and can't wait to see what the sequel holds, though I'm not gonna lie, the edition of Danielle Harris is good enough for me.

Halloween 2 DVD Info

So I know you've been staying up at night wondering when the Halloween 2 DVD will drop and what it's going to contain. Well, get ready for a good nights sleep, cause I've got the skinny.

The DVD and Blu drop on Jan. 12 and to the left you'll see the unrated edition DVD art. The Blu is similar and there's also gonna be a theatrical DVD release, but I can't find anything about a theatrical Blu. So fuck you techno-whores!

So here's the goodies that you're gonna keep putting of watching until you forget about them that are on the release;

-Commentary with Rob Zombie (Unrated)

-movieIQ and BD-Live connect you to real-time info on the cast, music, trivia stuff and more, all while watching the movie (Blu)

-Deleted and Alternate Scenes

-Blooper Reel

-Audition Footage

-Make-up Test Footage

-Uncle Seymour Coffins' Stand-Up Routines (Dear God why?!??!)

-Captain Clegg and the Night Creature Music Videos (This is what I'm most excited about. Capt. Clegg was my favorite part of Halloween 2)

So there you go. All sorts of stuff to put off watching until Bioshock 2 comes out and you forget about them. Sadly there is no mention of a digital viewing copy of Dr. Loomis' The Devil Walks Among Us. Damn...

Predator's Home Planet

Yea, I know. Growing up you watched those Predator movies and thought, man, those weird alien hunter/killers are fucked-up and bad ass. I wonder what the planet they came from looks like? I bet it's all alien and fucked-up and bad ass.

Well, here you go. From the Predator re-start or whatever they're calling it now; the Predator homeworld. Yep... Kind of looks like New Mexico.

So the Predators are from New Mexico... Guess it could be worse. Their homeworld could look like Delaware.

Iron Man 2 Poster

Man, all that technology in the Iron Man and War Machine Suits and neither seems to be aware that the other is directly behind them. It's sad really. But, you know, Tony Stark has a drinking problem.

Other than the fact that War Machine and Iron Man are unaware of each other, their confusing pose has made the teaser poster for Iron Man 2.

If you hadn't heard Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson are in the movie too. Yea, a recent Oscar nominee and one of the hottest women in Hollywood wouldn't drive movie sales, that's why they're not on the poster. Who wants to see ScarJo in some hot leather outfit anyway. Not comicbook fans, that's who.

Anyway, Iron Man 2 comes out May 7th of this coming year. Look for hope full awesomeness. If it can follow in the steps of The Dark Knight for sequel awesomeness, I can't wait. Also look for a teaser later this month.

Your New Freddy Is A Doll

So here's a pretty good look at what you can expect from the new Nightmare on Elm Street film.

This is going to be a figure of Jackie Earl Haley's Freddy Kruger.

Yea, he looks more accurately burned than Robert Englund's, and you know, he's kind of skinny looking. That's scary right?

His face kind of reminds me of Tiny from Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses. I'm just saying it similar. Especially around the eyes.

Anyway. Hope the movie is good. Go see it in the theater. Freddy obviously needs the money for a sandwich.

Sly Vs Vampires

Yep. Hollywood has gone full vampire. So what do you do when that happens? You get Sly to kick some ass in an animated video.


Sookie...

Back To The Future

Ok, now this is just a game mod that someone made that I came across over at AICN. But how awesome is this? If you said, "Straight fucking awesome", you'd be right. I think a Back to the Future game would be awesome. You'd be driving along then jump time and end up in the same place you were but however many years off. That's super cool. You could include missions that change time for the better and try to get stuff that will improve the Delorean as you go along. Even something like Doc Brown was working on an experiment and because he's Doc Brown everything went haywire and now there are parts scattered throughout the timeline. That's plausible. Anyway, again, this isn't' a game in development, just a mod. But after seeing what a mod can do, I really want a full game!!!

Caprica Trailer

So there's a new TV trailer out for SyFy's new Battlestar Galactica spinoff, Caprica. In the trailer we see some pretty confusing stuff and a lot is said about choices. I didn't really follow it, but I'm also super hungover...

Tanit Phoenix To Cry Little Sister

Well, as long as Lost Boys: The Thirst is filming in South Africa, why not add a local hottie to the cast? That's just what they've done.

Tanit Phoenix (More than likely her birth name) has just joined the 3rd installment of The Lost Boys franchise. Her role will be Gwen, a well off romance book author who hits up Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman) to help her find a lost family member gone missing.

You may know Phoenix from Lord of War, or Gallowalker. She joins the cast of Feldman, Jamison Newlander, Sean Cameron Michael and Seb Catang for the Dario Piana directed film. Now as you may recall Jamison Newlander was one of the Frog brothers. I think the last film hinted that he had turned into a vampire lord, so it will be interesting to see if they address that or if it's just glanced over. The film is due out on DVD next year.

Christopher Walken

Well, as we draw into another weekend, I leave you with the greatest video ever. Christopher Walken kind of singing Lady GaGa's Poker Face.

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Defendor

The past few years haven't given us much from Woody Harrelson. Seems he dropped off of the Hollywood map to become an environmentalist. Well, he's back and in a big way. By now you should have already seen Zombieland, and yes, it was awesome. But do you know about his new movie? Probably not. That's why I'm writing this.

Harrelson returns in Defendor, his wannabe superhero film that was picked up by Sony Pictures after it's screening at Toronto Film Festival.

Harrelson recently had an interview with The Hollywood Reporter and had this to say about Defendor; "It's a guy who's mildly retarded who thinks he's a superhero, only, of course, bullets don't bounce off and he gets beat up all the time. He's trying to fight crime and falls in love with this girl, played wonderfully by Kat Dennings, who's a crack whore. Peter Stebbings wrote and directed it; he's an actor. I was surprised how good it turned out, and luckily Sony thought so too, because they picked it up."

Harrelson plays Arthur Poppington, AKA Defendor, who is set on taking down Captain Industry, who may or may not exist. And he's in love with a crack whore.

Sign me up. This sounds awesome. It's great to have Woody back making movies.

Dollhouse Canceled

In news more frustrating than it is surprising, FOX has canceled Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. This marks the second time that FOX has canceled a Whedon show due to low ratings after placing it in it's moratorium Friday night spot. The first time of course, was Firefly.

Dollhouse featured a pretty cool show to show plot about a group of operatives who could be programed to be anyone for whatever they were hired out to do, then returned to the mentality of docile children when they came back to The Dollhouse after the missions end. The overarching season one story was about Alpha, the one Doll who maintained aspects of his different installed personalities, and became a super-solider psycho. All this happened while Echo, the main Doll, played by Eliza Dushku, started to retain imprinted personalities as well. The show really kicked ass.

FOX plans to run the remaining 8 episodes of the 13 episode 2nd season. Whedon has stated that he would like to return to more internet work, his most famous being Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog.

Modern Warfare 2

Today marks the release of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Thom's already got it and I'll have it in a few hours. So go pick it up then meet us online, he's Rexdaisy and I'm Halocrack777 on Xbox Live. See you in the warzone.

Hatchet 2

MySpace's official page for Victor Crowley recently added this teaser image.

While it also hints at casting that is being done for the film, other than the 2010 promise, there is still no official release date for the follow-up to one of the most beloved slasher films of the last 10 years.

The original Hatchet followed in the vein of Behind the Mask, in it's attempt to create new slashers, along the lines of Freddy, Jason and Michael, without being a remake of something. Hatchet was awesome and a really fun ride. I can't wait to see what they do with the sequel.

Black Cat In Spider Man 4

The past year has seen more Spider Man 4 rumors flying around the web than there are sorority girls at a Dave Matthews concert. But finally one piece of the puzzle has been confirmed.

There will again be two villains in the next Spider Man chapter, and one of them will be The Black Cat. Also released is that Rachel McAdams (Wedding Crashers, Sherlock Holmes) is one of the top contenders for the role of Felicia Hardy, aka The Black Cat.

Well, cool. While Spider Man 3 was a cluster fuck of villains, hopefully Rami and the crew will learn from it and be able to make a more interesting film this time out. Plus as most fans would know, Black Cat is similar to Catwoman in way too many ways. One of the biggest similarities being that The Cat usually ends up helping Spider Man, so it could easily be that she starts a villain, but ends up helping Spidey defeat another villain in an anti-hero turn.

But that's just speculation on my part. I'm kind of excited to see where the Spider Man news takes us. Knock this one out of the park, Sam!

Freddy The Doll

Freddy Krueger has gone a long way in his storied carrier. First a child killer, burned alive by an angry community demanding justice. Then a nightmare demon who kills teenagers in there sleep. For a short time, the host of a pretty awful TV show. And occasionally a character in really terrible video games.

But all that was just a warm up to this; Freddy the Child's Toy.

That's right, this April you can have your very own Freddy Krueger doll. Living Dead Dolls and Mighty Muggs have both created there own Dream Demon sculpts and above are the results. What's a better gift to the child in your life than a doll based on someone who would want to touch their no-no bits if he was alive.

The hype continues for the A Nightmare on Elm Street remake, coming this April.